Florida kids: wapo.st/3RFNPYW

Ron DeSantis: Make America Florida

#Twittershutdown No! Twitter will be back better than ever with the human/computer hybrids running it! J. Michael Straczynski

#TwitterMigration I think everyone may have this wrong. Perhaps this is a 'Brewster's Millions' situation. If Elon can utterly wipe out $44 billion before Thanksgiving an ancient alien race has promised him godhood.

Remember when The Apprentice never won and Trump complained the Emmys were rigged?

Can't wait for all the folks claiming she's lying to testify under oath to the committee.

More accurate headline: Film claiming 2020 election scheme is a pack of lies.

Please let this be entirely invented nonsense just before April 1.

Octopi are incredibly intelligent. Good luck trying to keep them in captivity.

#FIXITFEB My ancient kindle just got a new battery installed, but the USB port has apparently grown over the years so the cable tends to fall out, or twist and lose contact. 3D printed a part to hold the end of the cable and slip under the case, and it seems to work.

The expression on her face looks exactly like she just saw the wax figure for the first time.

Where did the word 'may' come from in this headline?

What about all the other breeds with pushed in noses? They have the same health problems as a result.

Mueller already carefully documented the case for obstruction (with only an idiotic DOJ memo standing in the way of indictment). Since the DOJ memo is now moot (for a year no less), where's the obstruction indictment?

Remote work cuts costs even more, so why don't thy like that more than hot desking?

So he was just too lazy to legitimately steal via civil asset forfeiture?

Didn't he do this once before and have it crash and burn in the first 15 minutes?

Maybe they should try again and call it 'The republicans are the greatest' act.

Excellent! Maybe we can finally get the scumbags in prison.

But republicans losing by such a huge percentage must prove it is fraud, right? 🤪

#GOPDeathCult I just want to make sure the death cult knows that cyanide is not a valid treatment or prevention for the virus no matter what they may hear. It is very important they don't take cyanide, mixing it with kool-aid doesn't make it safe.