Me My dog 🤝 Non consensually getting our Genitals cut

Montgomery on the road to the Stanley Cup going through Boston: “Teams aren’t looking forward to coming in here.”

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There should be limos escorting these mad lads to TD Garden for Game 1 tonight x.com/_NateGardner/s…

I’m the best there is, the goddamn best there ever will be

Here’s Danny White making out with a cheerleader right there on the goddamn sideline. Hard to beat a team whose punter has that much swagger.

All the women at the function trying to get my keys from me before I finally make it to my truck.

Today’s topic: Things I love that don’t love me back. - Her - The sauce - Gambling There’s a saying that goes “I’m lover, not a fighter” but I argue that you have to fight for the things you love. They might not love you back, but you gotta be a fighter.

Who needs a sauna, oven, toaster, or microwave when you have an all black vehicle posted in the driveway. Driving to work was a game of hot potato. Couldn’t hold onto the wheel for more than 2 seconds without acquiring 3rd degree burns on my mitts.

Tangradi on the front lines eating bullets for dinner

I kissed a girl and I liked it

The vaccine strikes again

PSA: Everyone get your bookie to add a Secretariat drive time bet slip. The line is whatever Waze says is the eta. Hammer the under and I’ll make you so much money

This generation really was the best. Dudes were absolutely murdering people on the gridiron. Hazing was alive and well. Bull-in-the-ring was legal in youth football. You were conditioned and coached to have the mindset of separating people from consciousness. Guys did

Western conference I’ll kill you in this chilis restaurant hockey

THATS HOCKEY BABY WHAT A TILT

MANOLO MAYHEM.

Me jumping right back into bed for a nap after my first class of the day

Had a great time seeing my good buddy Henri Jokiharju play at TD Garden last night. Couple giveaways up the middle but played a good brand. We didn’t call him the pizza boy for nothing haha