propaganda we're not falling for: - candy that's just sugar + a ton of calories - protein being just a trend - chormble not being used as a verb - chocolate not being a summer treat

happy friday. hope you hormbles get chormbled this weekend.

Short week, full chormble. Less work, more hormble.

so what do yall think hormble chormble means honestly?

Is this protein chocolate a prank? I thought so. HORMBLES CHORMBLES

you better turn your post notifications on... 👀

10g protein. 0g sugar. 140 cal. tastes like actual candy, because it is.

better candy with premium ingredients.

hormbles chormbles is actually latin for protein chocolate. try our all new candy bars. now available on hormbles.com.

creamy, crunchy, chocolatey protein candy

Nostalgically delicious. Nutritionally superior.

you’re going to eat chocolate anyway so it might as well have protein.

We aren’t lying about how good it tastes.

better treat yourself to a Hormbles today 🫵

what’s the most absurd thing you’ve done to hit your daily protein goals?

✅ hit protein goal today

Happy Thanksgiving! 🍁🦃 Make sure you leave room for chocolate 😉

give the gift of Hormbles Chormbles this holiday season