Imagine surviving the zombie apocalypse only to get hit with weird race essentialism by random boomers

Njörk give me your nut? feed me your yogurt? fold me into a pretzel? cream me like a donut?

They call me the rizzler not just cause i have rizz, but because im also criminally insane and also in love with my arch nemesis

Anyone notice how he only did this after he got ugly?

How do you say asshole in spanish?

I cant stand a bitch with a fuck ass bob

How the fuck do people live in LA without being at least passable in Spanish

You know, trump could just hammer on the economy non stop and probably get the vote margins razor thin, but instead he decided he cant contain his racism and is waging a hitlerite crusade against immigrants that is just gonna turn the center against him in droves

If republicans are worried the rhetoric of “trump is a danger to democracy” is causing violence, then maybe they should pledge to respecting the election results and stop saying every vote they lose is rigged?

Joe biden is pregnant with trumps baby

They yassified the UPS drivers

Im sick of all these hot gay guys having the same name as me, gonna have to change my name to george lopez or smthn at this rate

The wattpad fanfics of this would be so saucy

Castle doctrine

Oomf is autistic and his special interest is Cheating On His Boyfriend 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My bedroom

Why cant we just have universal child-care that works in tandem with the k-12 system

I just have a 50 gallon barrel of j lube