I would have no problem letting A.R. Gurney know he was a lil freaky for writing Sylvia

I accidentally sent my agent this last second slate without audio good lord

Patti Lupone Aubrey Plaza night mother when???

If I was a Barebells ambassador I actually think I could probably change the world. Please telephone your local congressthem and let them know that I should be in charge of protein intake

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think HARRIS: not true. TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

"THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS! THE PEOPLE WHO CAME IN, THEY'RE EATING THE CATS! THEY'RE EATING THE PETS!"

I have remained thick

Wearing AirPods sitting at the bar and feeling like the biggest joke in Tampa Bay Florida

Gonna dye my hair blue

Masc 4 Masc

if this ain't me and doing plays

MOM CONNOR USED THE LAST OF THE MILK

Gay high school kid hanging out with the entire English department during lunch

If there’s anything I’ve learned from working on a new Broadway play it’s that everyone’s gonna have an opinion of n whether I should shave my face and look like an infant or keep my beard and remain a stoner

top 1% of rattata

The twink has RETURNED

Finally an intermission JUST long enough for me to listen to “Sunflower” by Post Malone

4AM me wants you to know that melatonin creates HORRENDOUS nightmares

What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?