Fact of the day. It takes Stefanos Tsitipas twice as long to go the bathroom as it takes Jeff Bazos to fly into space. Interesting. 🚽 🚀

It’s time…

If Joe Root scores 80 more runs than Tim Paine in the first 2 Ashes Tests, his 2021 Test runs will be higher than Paine's career Test runs 👀

Newcastle United Newcastle next season

The greatest midfielder the Premier League has ever seen comes back to the Emirates tonight

You did it again, Cristiano Ronaldo... 😏 #UCL

🚨 I am giving away TWO #AFC Home 21/22 shirts to 2 lucky people. You MUST ‘Like’ this tweet, ‘RT’ and FOLLOW me. The winners will be picked randomly and announced on Friday 19th November. Good Luck 8K! 🙏🏽❤️

Good to see Thames Water 💧 taking responsibility for their poor response to the London floods. Now do the decent thing and take full ownership for the damage caused to 1000+ homes & businesses. Here’s a little reminder of what sewage water looks like, and the damage it caused.

🐐🐐🐐🐐

Woeful referring

Thanks for the share Geoff Barraclough. Have you got your hands on the final report?

Elite leadership

The UK government sent out “Severe Emergency Alert” texts to every mobile phone in the country but there was a genuine emergency unfolding in the North East as Tottenham conceded 5 in the opening 21 minutes at St James Park on their way to an embarrassing 6-1 defeat.

COYG

😭😭😭

There’s robbery and then there’s whatever the fuck this is.

Antony ends 2023 with the same number of PL goals as Rob Holding

WOW 🐐

Priceless 🤣