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Bro could’ve just said he took his car in for service

LOL

Just picture khamenei, curled up in his bunker, frantically refreshing truth social for orange’s next post that could decide the fate of the war, and this is what he gets:

$AMZN looks like it’s finally ready for breakout after 50 attempts

Oops

Buy every dip bois, everything happening in the next 100 years is already priced in

$AMZN what a dog

BREAKING: TRUMP IS CURRENTLY MEETING WITH HIS NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL TO DISCUSS THE REMOVAL OF FED CHAIR JEROME POWELL AND HIS TRANSFER TO AN EL SALVADORIAN PRISON ON TRISAN-RELATED CHARGES — WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL

LOL ☠️☠️☠️

Is it just me or is the market not moving this morning?

Missiles hit the stock exchange and mfs still bought the dip LOL

Sh*t there goes my flight to safety

From Levitt’s presser earlier it looks like oil going vertical is the only thing holding orangus back from pulling the trigger on Iran

And you’re bearish on AI, anon?

Me getting ready to buy one more ww3 dip

$meta $amzn $goog what a group of sh*tcos

Oh my they’re posting screenshots again. This is it. Sell everything. It’s over…