huge day for people with no father figure

I finally slept 9 hours last night after months of poor sleep and my brain is functioning so good right now i remember all lyrics to all LMFAO songs

I LIVED IT: I Made an Appointment and Then I Had to Go to It: ow.ly/O6FU50NHCZS

Instead of paying for air conditioning this year i am taking a more financially responsible approach and going full anemic. Cold hands cold feet at all times i have hacked the system 🙏

TORONTO! Couple fun shows this weekend at Comedy Bar on Bloor! Fun lineups Saturday and Sunday. 7PM Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/comedy-r…

🚨PERV ALERT🚨 TORONTO ANNEX AREA! GIRLS BEWARE! male/ under 5’5”/ appears East Asian/ late 30s - 40s/ shiny silver hooded jacket with writing on the back/ black mask over face - waited for me to pass by in the shadows to expose himself, pants down, jerking off

Me saying bye to my therapist after i just said the most psychotic shit she’s ever heard

ATLANTA! Stacked lineup for our album recording at The Laughing Skull Lounge happening June 7! Proceeds benefit Comedy Gives Back. Tickets available now: laughingskulllounge.freshtix.com/events/bestoft…

Never ending story.. 😅

🇨🇦🇺🇸 Tonight's showcase in Atlanta is SOLD OUT! 🇺🇸🇨🇦 8PM at Laughing Skull Lounge! Proceeds benefit Comedy Gives Back.

The sky turned the color of Katie Maloney’s season 2 dye job to celebrate the Vanderpump Rules reunion tonight

“No one should be hopping they ass on a submarine talking 'bout they going down to the Titanic.” — Nicki Minaj on the missing Titanic tourist submarine, via her radio show.

I filmed my own comedy special on my 30th birthday with all my money and friends. It came out today! Photo by Jamo Best youtu.be/jPon_TVi7fQ

i’m never giving up my seat on the bus ever again

Girls from 3-5 pm every day

my favourite thing about being unemployed is texting my roommate all of my intrusive thoughts and pictures of bugs in our apartment

THURSDAY! Week after week THE PRO SHOW assembles the best of the best and delivers them to mainstage at COMEDY BAR! Come check out who we got this week...you won't be disappointed! comedybar.ca/shows/the-pro-… ** ALL booking inquiries must be sent to [email protected] **

Hanging this on my door like a Mezuzah

100TH SHOW!! THE PRO SHOW turns 100 this Thursday and to celebrate we've stacked our lineup with some of our favourite comics who have helped build this show into the best in Toronto! So come on down to COMEDY BAR this week for a powerhouse of a lineup! comedybar.ca/shows/the-pro-…

Hosting my show this thursday it’s the last one of the year u should come everyone is amazing and when i host i get kind of angry so don’t miss that either!!! Ticket link to beat the door rush: comedybar.ca/shows/youll-lo…