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Lovely transcription of a voicemail I’ve just had

Nap time

Stupendous nap

Happy Fathers Day to all the bitter women who hijack it for themselves

Why are Bakers so hard working? Because they Knead the dough Here all day with bad dad jokes from my new pack of cards

To all the cunty Dads who’ve abandoned their kids, I hope you get ran over by a bus today

Right, I’m off the Fat Italian you fuckin biffs

Big boy dessert finished him off, fuckin lightweight

Let’s do some chest

Aaaaannnnnd relax

Think me auld fellas had a boss day today. Fingers crossed he’s around for the next one ❤️

❤️

I hope he had a shite Fathers Day and didn’t get any presents

The fact he’s made such good progress without a head is absolutely outstanding

Can’t believe the lads went to OB without telling me

And fingering

If I’m not asleep by 9PM tonight then….then….well I’ll still be awake I’m guessing

This has got to be blag this cos that fighter jet is the size of a fuckin airbus