Is there anything better than a motorbike on a sunny evening and a quiet road? Smiles for miles ✊

Need to get my Aprilia serviced at a vat registered garage for warranty but it is absolutely disgusting some of the quotes I’m getting for an oil and filter. £220 + vat PLUS PARTS for a 10 minute job 😳 that’s not even main dealer.
I’m in the wrong job it seems.

Is there anything better on a Saturday morning than a brew, followed by a bit of fettling and an immaculate clean for your best pal? Ooh she a clean bitch!

I’d much rather have people going slightly over the speed limit on a motorway who are paying attention than those dithering middle lane hoggers who are weaving left and right as they’re constantly looking at their phones. Surely we can all agree on that 🤷‍♂️ surely!?

Riding season is upon us. Prepare those steeds carefully, don’t ride like a tit, don’t trust ANYONE on the road and wear the right gear. Then go out and have the best time ever ✊

I actually rode my motorbike yesterday. Every winter I think “it’s so much money sat there doing nothing”.

Then I have a little ride on it and everything becomes worth it. Only a small trip but loved every minute. These things are like the best therapist you could ever have.

Some replies from the middle lane knobbers:

It’s much safer
There’s ruts in lane one
If I’m doing 70, what does it matter?
There’s people and animals in lane 1
Things might fall off a lorry
It’s dangerous changing lanes

We have no hope people. These people will never change.

I drive all the time on motorways and I have never in my life known so many middle lane hoggers as there are now.
Why is it so difficult for folk to understand to keep left (unless overtaking).
If you can’t drive in lane 1 don’t go on a motorway you absolute melts 🫠

Stolen today from North West Kent College, Gravesend

My sons Sherco 50 GK71XAW

Please make this too hot to handle, it’s his transport for college and work.

#stolen #thievingscum

I’ve just come up with a million pound idea. Get Cycling Mikey to do an MMA or boxing fight with some of his not so big fans. They could bid on who wants to fight him, then sell tickets to the public. It would be absolutely brilliant viewing that 👏 I’d pay to see that!

It’s all on camera mate …. It’s all on camera …… 🤣🤣🤣cyclist tells driver it’s all on camera … obviously mocking

Turns out you’re not allowed to say she has a “fanny like an empty headlock” on instagram 🤷‍♂️

God the world has gone soft hasn’t it!

I am not an engineer.. HOWEVER.. seeing as we’ve made self driving cars, can video call each other from any part of the world, created airspace travel etc.. you would have thought that SURELY by now we can create milk lids and bacon packets that open by the pull tab.. but nope.

Observations from my brief January ride:

Car drivers: completely oblivious to everything and anyone

Cyclists: think everyone else should be responsible for their safety

Motorbike riders: know they should be responsible for their safety, otherwise they’d be proper dead 🤓

I’ve been trying to get through to HMRC Customer Support for 4 hours now as I don’t have my old phone number.

I’ve been from pillar to post, tried online, tried calling. All I get is the torturous hold music for hours and hours. Good god it’s pure evil isn’t it 😂

Can I quickly clear something up that apparently no one seems to understand:

Loose = not tight
Lose = not win
Losing = not winning
Loosing = NOT A WORD

I even witnessed an author cock it up.

Oh and keep left unless overtaking 👍

That is all.

And there are STILL people trying to defend the middle lane hogging 😂 these people live and drive among us. Usually overly slow, utterly incompetent and totally oblivious drivers. More of this please police 🙌

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha what a tool. Yeah I’m sure those bright headlights on a single direction race track are gonna do loads of damage to your retinas pal 😂

Aprilia baby 🙌

I have broken down. I called RAC breakdown to come pick me up. The time was 8:38. They told me they will indeed to be there to pick me up. At 20 to bastard 6 😳 9 hours. 9 fucking hours sat in 1 degree heat, freezing my nips off. Are they taking the piss or what 😂