“Grades will be up soon, stay posted” Me:

Yeah dude

I stopped that whole courtesy flush thing

Still doing this crap

Looking for wife

Another day in paradise

How my roommate looks at me when I tell him to put his plate in the dishwasher

Chopped and unc

KC PUNTCEPCION

9-0 #elkoera

I hate my chud life

Chants.

Missing her

Aggie Band leads the Corps of Cadets March in down Congress Avenue:

Job interviews are a humiliation ritual

A job interview is no place for a sensitive young man

.Dan Graziano asked Azeez Al-Shaair about the defensive mindset after a turnover: “My mindset is it doesn’t even matter. We have this thing called ‘White Boy Wednesdays’ in the weight room where they play rock music. There’s this one song—I don’t even know the name—but I

Save me, turkey sandwich

seeing a beautiful girl drink a guinness is like seeing a dog skateboard

Folks call me onion boy around here