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Yep, my OF is half of again. 🍒💋😏

Getting breast augmentation on Friday. And have not purchased any new bras.

OH MY GOD is it really only Tuesday?

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😅 no typos Mhmmm, my OF is 50% off right now.

Random pic 💋

Okay, but they're still mine 😅

A 5'5 frat boy hate to see me coming

Okay, if you want to pitch in... I'll hold a Live for you so you can see them in action. 😅

Me: A cool military plane flew over the house!!! Son: *lines up all his miniature military aircraft* Which one? Me: *picks one up* This! Son: *eye roll* Me: *blink*blink* Son: A Russian MiG did not fly over the house.

Everyone give me a dollhair🤣

Just downloaded a dating app How do you filter by billionaire status?

The dating app is already done with me 🤣🤣🤣

I've found out that when you start doing what you want, instead of what everyone else wants... they call it a mid-life crisis.

How do you make your ex pay for stealing your youth?