Sugar in my coffee, honey in my coffin.

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What year is it? Pretty sure I saw all these movies that are in theaters... #ToyStory #mib #Aladdin #ChildsPlay #XMEN and #Godzilla ??

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I don't even know how many countries there are.. Thanks so much everyone! ... #spotify #music #newmusic #artist #love #spotifyplaylist #like #follow #singer #musica #radio #musician #art instagram.com/p/B5s_oYInTv5/…

I am very lucky to be a part of this awesome tribute to a true artist. With a bunch of other true artists with beautiful covers like karlyistired shrimpolympics Link is in my bio! #danieljohnston #ripdanieljohnston… instagram.com/p/B6BFWmJH_Uy/…

Use # 406 for Sobeys bags: Bird coffins.

Thick and wide is the new long and hard.

Tried Tim Hortons cold brew today. Worst beer I ever had.

Did #squidgamenetflix seriously bring #facebookdown today?

I love playing video games, but I can never do speed runs, because I always have to take a dump. #theruns #poetry

The secret to long life is not dying.

If you wanna find a pearl, you gotta suck some oysters.

Imagine how rich dinosaurs would be if they were still around. Their poop is worth so much.

Beer math: Budweiser x 9 = 12 × Coors Light < ×4 #faxe If this doesn't make sense, I suck at math. Also I'm drunk.

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Chorizo is one of those words where you can guess how it tastes.

What does a duck on a bender say? ... Crack.

I'm on a quest for the perfect pickle.