Good afternoon! We’re looking for a part-time Commis Chef and a part-time Kitchen Porter to join our small team at B&W. Experience essential for the former and flexibility a must for both. Hours to cover Thursday through to Sunday and the positions are permanent.

IMHO it’s because they want us to be scared. It’s a little ‘just remember who’s in charge and what we can do if we want to’

Hi HSBC UK you’ve had the same ‘higher than normal call volumes’ auto message on your business lines for 18 months now. That makes it your expected call volume, no? When will you resource properly for it instead of keep pretending it’s a surprise? So. Bored. Of. Hearing. It.

This is brilliant. Brighton pals - have a read

I’m going to Busby and Wilds for a roast later and I’m already making little ‘mmmmm’ noises when I think about it🤤😍

We're opening a pizza-by-the-slice joint on Duke Street next month 🍕 Please give Slicadelica Pizza Co a follow!

Stood in sugardough this morning trying to buy delicious things and completely forgot the word ‘brioche’. Just little tumbleweeds floating around in my head… It’s a good thing they’re patient with daft customers like me🤣

Wow.

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Hi Bidfood UK why do your lorries have stickers that say ‘If you can’t see the driver HE can’t see you’ Do you only allow men to drive your vehicles?

This - always always join a union

Your friendly reminder that The Salvation Army is not a charity it's a church. And they discriminate against the LGBTQ community.

Hi @eon_next I submitted meter readings 4 days ago - gas has been processed but not electricity so no new statement has been generated. Why not? Please fix this. (I suspect it’s because I’ve reduced my usage significantly & you’d rather keep my money…)

I’m crying reading this - partly because it’s SO FUNNY but also because it’s so true.

This is an amazing local wildlife charity. If you’re able to, please help them out after this horrible theft

#Cycling Twitter - how would I go about finding a cyclist travelling along the A259 westbound through Lancing at about 7.20 this morning? I saw a horrible close pass by a taxi & got details if they want to report it. Is there a local group? Looked like a regular commuter maybe

Roger Sylvester would have been 55 today. It’s hard to believe because I never got to know him past 31. No one did. Roger was a youth worker for Islington. He spent the day with his cousin Ann on 11 January 1999, helping at her phone shop in Tottenham. Then he walked home. 🧵1/

This is an incredibly ableist action by Just Stop Oil. Those unable to climb over them will be impacted most and they won’t have considered that people could be travelling for life saving treatment - but I suppose their middle class privilege doesn’t care, does it?