Did everyone else’s ER just get like 20 patients check in the last 10 minutes after the eclipse?

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Tell me you don't ever watch Thunder basketball without telling me you don't watch Thunder basketball.

How is airport beer not top 5? Also porch beer needs to expanded to after mowing yard.

Hey mom! Come down here and look at this shit.

Congrattulations

Luka miraculously healed over night. Crazy.

My wife watching me practice my golf swing before I leave for my 5th round of golf in last week.

Shit fills up a hand faster than wanting money in the other hand.

When I’m golfing with buddies and one of them asks me to move my mark on the green I always say..”you sure, I assumed you’d say other way”. 99% miss rate after that.

When your wife rips a fart sitting next to you on the couch.

Guys…when you take a leak naked, do you put your hands on your hips like Superman? Or is that just me?

My wife doesn’t like that I moan so loud. Told her I’ll go Chick-fil-a by myself then.

Yes, I am an ER nurse. No, I don’t want to tell you the craziest thing I’ve seen in the ER.

I don’t know who needs to hear this…but no relationship has ever ended bc one of them was getting TOO much head. Just sayin.

Or maybe some teams have a scouting problem?

Best offense against The Thunder is a missed shot. Miss shot>offensive rebound>bucket.

Whatever happens please don’t storm the field