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Mikayla

@honeynonabg

Software Engineer ✨ C# ✨ PILATES ✨ Fitness Coach ✨ Why be mad when you can be hot? | satire | do not take these opinions srsly 🙏

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One of the most romantic things is when a man works his entire life and becomes successful and then he chooses you cuz now he thinks he deserves you. Like you’re his reward for all of that.

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My best advice to new dads is to separate mom and baby at every opportunity. Take that baby and go. Go to Home Depot, don’t matter Be nice. Don’t be a dick about it. But also don’t ask. She’ll drive herself insane if you let her. Those forced breaks are healthier for everyone

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Hailey Bieber flew out to a witch to buy a spell for a “young Canadian pop star” to fall in love with her. He did end up marrying her but he told her “if you weren’t so hot I wouldve dumped you a long time ago” There is nothing you can do to convince a man to love you. Chasing

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I feel like I’ve told my sugar daddy proposal stories 10000 times on here and how sugar daddy sugar baby relationships are incredibly disgusting There are young men who do make surgeon salaries I don’t understand why an established man automatically equates to old.

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True story. I was on a film set, talking to the lead actress after wrapping up filming. She had been in a happy, healthy relationship with the man up until he switched up suddenly. She described him as sweet for the beginning parts. She is a modest Japanese from Japan moved to

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I believe that buying your woman flowers like twice a month could better so many relationships but many men seem incredibly averse to this. Why is that? They’re relatively cheap and you can get them at every grocery store on your way in

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accounts like hoe_math and the big incel account have the worst form of audience capture where theyve created a following that would react negatively if the account owners ever got their lives together

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Being a tech Asian online is weird. Irl WMAF is so common ppl will say there’s too many of them in the Bay Area (one gay guy told my white bf at the time there was too many of us) But online ppl have never spoken to an Asian before.

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Hunter Shafer (on the left) is being eyed to play Zelda in the upcoming live-action film adaptation of The Legend of Zelda

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We live in an age of young men who are living indoors and angry at everything who would be a little happier if they worked out and sweated their anger away.