I swear this happened in an episode of Yes Minister

People eat fish and chips with their hands?!

Some people are astonishingly dense

The replies to this are just……

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‘Humphrey, have you ever known a civil servant to resign on a matter of principle?’ ‘Of course not, what an appalling suggestion.’

Stupid fuck

I don’t remember being taught it, but I know what The Odyssey is. There are many many many people with zero intellectual curiosity and don’t learn for the sake of it. If information is not explicitly told to them by someone in an educational establishment it does not exist.

Imagine every decent-sized city in the U.K. doing this 🤤

The first AI metal band needs to be named The Psycho Scumbag Chatbots

Which Bond film mentions the title the most? I’m guessing perhaps Goldfinger?

Gave ‘the look’ to someone on the train playing Tik Toks out loud, and they actually turned the sound off 🥰

Canada really does have a thing for party leaders losing their seats. It seems like almost every election there are major party leaders not winning. Much rarer in the UK, despite having the same electoral system. Not sure why?

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I've always wanted to join a historical re-enactment club.

I watched it on television.

......I'm sorry, were you talking about history? I was distracted