85 year old frank zappa on his 9th ‘Farewell Tour’ in a row: you know how the kids today are saying “6-7”? well this is a song i wrote when i was 6-7…. (his band jumps into an intricate rendition of a song from one of his many critically panned eurodance albums he made in 2007)

"this shit ain't nothing to me man" actually does help me get through the day sometimes. Thank you Dracula

why does experimenting on my family with hallucinogenic gas feel so illegal 😭

thinking about the lost song george harrison wrote for ringo starr called “hey ringo”

Heres an oasis fact you might not know! The first time liam saw the stone roses (the gig that ‘changed his life’) was actually a concert advocating for gay and lesbian rights and a campaign against clause 28 - a law that would limit how homosexuality was taught in schools.

the ghosts of castro, mao, stalin, and lenin witnessing the US shooting itself in the face 572948492049121183 times within a year

bro we can’t vape in my bedroom bro papaw might see us on the nanny-cam

stapling my penis to a gamestop giftcard

hitting my vape so much at applebees that the fire alarm goes off

getting home from chud school and pooping myself

NAHHHH who said it was #ShowMeYourArmpitsAndLetMeHuffThemAlsoAndLickThemAsWellWednesday??? yall so crazyyy😭😭😹..👀

I'm actually going feral. Look at this shit.

COPIES ARE MONOCHROME

arguing with a baby and losing

"bweeh I want kibble" no you don't, you want the burger your owner is eating, dogs are desperate for human food so act like one

pride flag colourpicked from ONLY trumps skin

who has been letting him read mao

rip john lennon you would have loved being a puppygirl and doing ketamine