I've opened up a new account, and without asking, I've got every man, woman and their dog following me!

Why on earth is my timeline being absolutely swamped with dwarves flaunting themselves, and muscle women asking if I'd spend time with them? I rue the day I stupidly pressed the like button and Xs' algorithms went into overdrive!

Yee-ha! Over a thousand followers and counting without posting anything original! Does anyone of my followers have a request I could fulfill?

Due to X algorithms, my timeline is awash with Chinese ladies wearing nappies, dwarves wearing not much, black women using dildos, trump supporters spouting off, and street fight videos. I don't watch any of them.

I only need 184 followers to make it to 2000. I have come this far by posting sarcastic, lurid, despicable, honourable, complimentary, suggestive, tongue in cheek, tongue in somewhere else, but mostly thankful posts on X. I believe in humanity, gratitude, and respect