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hey, ma. it’s walter.

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linkhttp://gimletmedia.com/show/homecoming calendar_today03-08-2017 03:00:45

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8 years ago

i'm training, carol.

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8 years ago

(cell phone rings)

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8 years ago

he'd like that? he'd be into that?

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8 years ago

we thank you for keeping us safe

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8 years ago

how many cubbies you got?

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8 years ago

i cracked the whole thing wide fucking open

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8 years ago

would a time out help?

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8 years ago

i need something new. anything new

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8 years ago

12? nice

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8 years ago

don't call me again, okay?

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8 years ago

you go to church?

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8 years ago

i haven't been to the boardwalk since i was a kid

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8 years ago

get that shit on lockdown

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8 years ago

(sound of david schwimmer eating nachos at 174 decibels)

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8 years ago

you guys get what you want that's your job

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8 years ago

(oscar isaac shuffling)

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8 years ago

it was childish stupid and reckless

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8 years ago

we need to get really granular with all of that shit

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8 years ago

(day 1047472: i am dying without the homecoming podcast)

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8 years ago

they're using you