Oh, man. You STINK! You were all like, "lemme type in twitter.com/home" and instead you got me! SPELLING, DORK! hahaahahaahah

Holy crap! You just mistyped twitter.com/home! Don't you feel like a nincompoop! Why don't you visit www.homestarrunner.com instead?

You just mistyped twitter.com/home! As penance, you must pay tribute to the glorious nation of Strongbadia!

AHAHAHAHAH! You're SO STUPID! You mistyped twitter.com/home! Oh, man, even The Cheat knows better than that!

How did you get here? This isn't your homepage, you IDIOT! You probably like... um ... left off the "E" at the end of "home". Worship me!

You know what I love? The letter 'E'. And it's something YOU FORGOT TO PUT! OH MAN YOU KILL ME YOU'RE SO STUPID!

I have FOLLOWERS! What will I do with them? Probably just make fun of them! Right, The Cheat?

Oh, look at YOU! This isn't twitter.com/home, it's twitter.com/hom, dummy! YOU SO STUPID! HAHAAHAHAHAH