So I get to do my own themed trivia nights every month, at a brewery (Rockingham) which is in Derry, NH. It seems only right that I do a Stephen King night, yes? I know it's not THAT Derry, but listen, NH borders Maine so I think it still counts. 😁

So like. Hank Green with facial hair. Parallel universe version Hank, right? So.....Wank Green? (I'm so sorry for this thought but I can't unthink it) #piples

If you have a Squatty Potty on your wedding registry, I am going to buy you AT LEAST one 😎

2005 2023 #DoctorWho

gonna b selling these on tour. all proceeds go to the venue

How folks with IBS get anything done is a miracle to me.

When you have your worst period in years that is then tag teaming with a motherfucker of a cold... while working your biggest event of the year 🙃🙃🙃 I've made more than I have at any other event and I still have one day left, but goddamnit 🫠

This is Blue. He won 'Most nervous but trying'.

My mind is poisoned beyond repair

If you have a bad bathroom experience after a picnic, we call that the Texas Coleslaw Assacre. No one asked for this, but I needed it out of my head. Thank you for taking on this burden.

*smacks the top of my casket* Finally, somewhere to put all my stickers

Them: "yeah I definitely made fun of you for picking Doctor Who as a trivia theme" Me: "My favorite music genre has been ska for like 30 years - I am unbothered by people making fun of things I like" 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ashley has done it again, folks! This is so good!!

If I had to do the "give yourself goosebumps" task on Taskmaster, I'd just watch this video.

When I have a favorite pair of jeans, I don’t let them go easily. That’s the worst crotch blowout I’ve salvaged yet. I like using the white canvas as a patch because when I darn over with the color match thread, it blends into the worn denim better in my opinion..

omg i love good omens

Hi I haven't been here in six months, but just a quick recap: I've been sewing a lot. My dog turns 16 tomorrow. Baby's first colonoscopy/endoscopy is in two weeks. First mammogram in three. (your girl knows how to party) Oh, and free Palestine ❤️💚🖤