The stolen AAVE expressions to “internet slang” pipeline is disgusting

My wife: No one will ever know I got this dress at Ross for $7.00.

Stranger: I like your dress!

My wife: 'GIRLL, I GOT IT AT ROSS FOR Seven Dollars!!' 🤣

I was today years old when I learned that “do it to it” is NOT by ciara

It my frontal lobe isn’t fully developed in 10 days ima be upset!

This is INFURIATING

Last retweet personally cracked me up as a former carmax employee

Me when I get a job at Carmax

Her braids look soooo good tho

I love it. I’m pro black nepotism. We need more of it to be honest. Go look at an nfl front office they do it all the time. But they try to shame us for it. No sir keep putting your people and family on.

Its so comforting to know that we’re all irrational

Too many things are $23 when they should be $5, max. We should kill someone over this.

You’ve got slim women basically wearing underwear. Leave sis alone

my bitch pose is NASSSTYY

The real reason i’m so skinny is my UTTER and COMPLETE lack of an appetite ALL the time. Shit is actually annoying

Figures I would get a splinter on the bottom of my foot the day before a fashion show