your 20s are all about romanticizing the color green and its various shades and hues

it’s literally 2021 and i wanna know why i can’t put a song on my insta profile (myspace-style)

Okay mr scientist if “matter cannot be created or destroyed” then where the fuck are all my hair ties

girls will say “I did a thing :)” and it’s get a PhD in molecular biology

New Mexico has made history by becoming the first state to offer tuition-free college & career training to any student, including part-time students & returning adult learners. With the #NMOpportunity Scholarship, we're opening doors, changing lives, & uplifting our entire state!

When everyone in ABQ starts tweeting at the same time you know there’s either a nice sunset, it’s currently snowing/raining, or MLG did something

Big Cup Theory was the most important thing I learned in college. A roommate of mine my 5th year told me about it. Drinks, especially water, taste better out of BIG cups. Big Cups should be plastic and from either a sporting event or a movie but brought home for use as a Big Cup

baklava, if made correctly, is probably the single greatest dessert in the history of humanity

guess the star sign

breaking my twitter silence because i need a metaphorical rooftop to scream off of - arugula is the WORST lettuce 😡 (that’s all, have a nice day everyone)

A photo of me going into work with a tummy ache

Happy Hispanic heritage month to the small white fluffy dogs! They’ve done a lot for the community <3

I'm not sure what's more surprising, that the Cheesecake Factory menu is on Goodreads, or that it's rated way higher than The Great Gatsby.

I went to the total sweetie pie convention and everyone knew you

i’ve had four (4) united itineraries in the past five (5) days and every single one of them has been canceled or delayed, currently decompensating in the denver airport and holding on by nothing but a skillet of mac & cheese and a dream

Canada/The Eras Tour December 7th, (3) tickets Section 248 $ 1,069.95 CAD You will need to retweet, tag a swiftie, and FILL OUT FORM in its entirety. Vetted. Make sure DMs are open or that you follow me for ticket DMs. forms.gle/JQQRjgnoC6hqJH… Closes next Friday.