Bruised my leg at work last night by bashing it against a theatre seat armrest - now can feel my heart beating through it - normal?

"She named the dog Whisky so they wouldn’t become alcoholics. She adopted him six months after she finally boxed the clothes and toys and jammed them into the crawlspace." -from Holly Lam's story, "Good Dog, Bad God," published Jan 2019! UVic Writing plenitudemagazine.ca/good-dog-bad-g…

Will possibly ditch writing and be a fruit artist. 🎂 Candles are useless anyway. instagram.com/p/BTI3n49BEQZ/

Waterproof ukuleles exist. #themoreyouknow instagram.com/p/BTgFJ2_Bh5W/

"Is this my scissoring t-shirt or yours?" #lesbianproblems Autostraddle

Sometimes the truth comes from unexpected places... instagram.com/p/BWZAAIRhK9k/

Dreamed that I RSVP'd to Draco Malfoy's dinner party, then no-showed, then felt bad about it.

There were also ethnic noodles and ethnic sauce. #firsttimeatwholesaleclub #welcoming instagram.com/p/BX9trCVBjgd/

Older man in subdued tone of voice: "you're looking awesome today" Possibly the most polite… instagram.com/p/BX_alkfhPOH/

And now the hardest decision: which book to take on a trip?... 🤔 instagram.com/p/BY7lsLYhB6r/

Follow up on previous book question: day 2 and I bought 3 books at the beautiful @waterstones… instagram.com/p/BZCSzYKh-ls/

Just some new friends I made. #punintended #itsdifferenteveryday #calendar #maudetheferret… instagram.com/p/BanpcvcB3Dt/

Thinking the end of your story is within reach is like spotting a landmark in Manitoba. You keep… instagram.com/p/BapkoLDh-eJ/

Tripped over some rotting pumpkin guts in the street. Thought that was supposed to happen after Halloween?

Hat, scarf and sunglasses weather? @ Fernwood instagram.com/p/Ba5AhK1BTwH/

Morning coffee, ginger ale at work, wine at evening event. Walking home I feel thirsty. 🤔 Oh right, water.

Removed the shoulder pads from this jacket and I think we can all agree it looks 200% better… instagram.com/p/BcPDwxSBzA1/

I hope you aren’t too apple-alled by a pie with crumble topping. instagram.com/p/Bcu8Ch6Bz8w/

The Right Stuff reading in Victoria is this Thursday! Past and present Malahat interns @serenaherazade, Levi Binnema, Jason Jobin, Holly Lam, Kyeren Regehr, @thelonriver, and Hal Walling will read from their own work. For more information, visit: tinyurl.com/y8lvtv2d

Saw a wiener dog running for a ball. He was so slow and then got distracted halfway there