Imagine the following year's Super Bowl ad?

'YouTube Premium. It saves lives.'

Holly Brockwell Once upon a time, I was babysitting my grandmother's budgie. I thought it'd be nice to get a birdsong CD from the library, having heard him tweeting in response to the real ones outside.
Except I gave him a blast of birds of prey. He was never quite the same again.

When people misspell his name, Colin Gulliver replies politely, misspelling theirs in exactly the same way. Address him as 'Collin'? You're getting 'Davvid' back.

I am absolutely here for this kind of pettiness

This video has become legendary in our group chat, all terrible photography is now referred to as #pegbag .

I'm so proud 😅🤣

PLEASE DON'T DISCONTINUE GOOGLE KEEP

I WILL ACTUALLY DIE OF SADNESS AND DISORGANISATION

It's very rude when people quote you to the group chat without your knowledge Colin Gulliver!

'I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.'

- Stephen Jay Gould, Harvard evolutionary biologist

OK, I want to see your #CatsAsTetrisBlocks - can anyone beat Sascha's Suzy?

One of the Autistic love languages is called “I saw this and thought of you”, some call it “Penguin Pebbling” (gifting of rocks)

The “this” can technically take any form and isn’t necessary physical, it could be a tweet, song, article, etc …

Holly Brockwell