Who paid for Charlie Kirk’s $25M state memorial service which was really a Trump rally? U.S. taxpayers, of course.

I just know my mailman hates me lol

Autism was first identified in 1911. Tylenol was introduced in 1950. Don't listen to the guy with the brainworm. Release the Epstein Files.

💯🎯

I wanna meet her lol

Take us from Ohio with you!!!!

Meanwhile in America we’re bringing back polio

What is the correlation between yawning and me on a treadmill 🧐

I am sorry to have found this to be true but if you have daughters you can't be a bitch to yourself about your looks anymore. You gotta keep that to yourself. That's right girls. Mommy is beautiful and perfect.

i love when people start getting filler and instead of looking younger it’s just like. okay your face is getting really really big in all directions

I felt that slap from here 😂

🚨 MAKE NO MISTAKE: The Epstein Files are the real reason Congress is frozen. They’re not debating budgets. They’re not negotiating policy. They’re blocking one vote, the final vote to expose decades of elite abuse. And they know once Grijalva is sworn in… it’s over.

ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN have left the building.

Nothing gets me going quite like someone standing too close to me

I ain’t dead yet!

Are you actually kidding me 😍

Biblical. Just not in the way MAGA expected.

This is the hardest dap up I’ve ever seen Little guy said PUT ‘ER THERE BIG MAN

Uncle fucking Sam wasn’t even a real person 😭😭😭

And we allllllll know it.