Trump sahab please don't leave us before releasing the Einstein files 😭🙏

England will make legends out of Stokes and Flintoff and India will criminalise the shit out of their Pandyas and Rathis. This country is obsessed with goodboys beyond telling.

16 rupye kaat liye bhai salary se aisa kaun karta hai 😭 MCA pe maine 500 rupye laga diye bhai tum logo ke liye

once you stop posting on instagram there is no going back

Craving Jain Rajma Chawal but stuck in Mumbai

Need to buy one of those digicams everyone in Delhi is buying. What's the thrift equivalent of Chor Bazar here in Mumbai?

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk

What's w very aggressive saffronish scalfs and caps all in groups at Marine Drive? SMTH to do w Ganpati? Too much screaming and hurling noises in local also.

Which also means I have so little time in as who I already am rn

People who make their girlfriend/ boyfriend their entire personality and life are the worst kinds (in time they also realise the mistake they're committing).

Anyone college fresher w a long ass linkedin post over stupid society activity certificate or freshers moot et al gets an instant unfollow.

Took my parents and their superhuman abilities to run a household seamlessly for granted for too long. My apologies to runner of the universe.

"22 years to side se ek number aur upar se thode bade bade" haircut - no regrets on most days.

Bahadur Bhaiya maaf karna I was unfamiliar w your game.

Early 2000s Natalie Portman ka insta edit dekh liya din acha ho gaya 🙂‍↔️🤸‍♀️

Lawda subah se 9-9 karo sala sunscreen ki zarurat hi nahi crazy savings karva denge 🙈

How do I do tickets for Diwali at this rate? Mumbai to Delhi 2 way is 16,000 smh. What a robbery air travel has become. And trains don't have seats left. Solution?

You are employable. You are loved. You are enough.

Amateur way. Correct way is - 5: 30, 5: 31, 5: 32, 5: 33,..... on and on till 5: 59 and then 6: 00, 6: 05, 6: 10 with reserves at 7: 15 and 7: 45 (yes I qualify as part mental)

We're taking a r 6 months probation phase first thing up.