This still makes me laugh so much 2 years later

when you’re a “but i feel bad” type of person but your best friend is a “do you think they feel bad” type of person

i'm so off twitter nowadays but heyyy y'alllll

mommy

elon musk turned on his vibrator

Sometimes you have to go on a walk so you dont kill yourself

cocaine is a better networking tool than linkedin could ever dream of being

Kendrick Lamar performing “euphoria” on the #GrandNationalTour tonight in Frankfurt.

And if I pulled up in this

I’m so good at it

BROOOOO SZA MADE ME CRY PERFORMING SNOOOOZE AND THEN HIT ME WITH RICH BABY DADDDYYYY ????? I WAS SHAKING ASSS WITH TEARS IN MY EYESSSSS

deutschland hat so ein moshpit problem ich kann nimmer

JUSTIN DROPPING HIS NEW ALBUM TONIGHT ?!?! IS THIS A JOKE ??????

I SAW THE POST ON IG AND STRAIGHT JUMPED TO TWITTER

justin's new album is a banger BUT GIVEON's BELOVED ?!?!!??!!! IMAGINE BREAKING UP NOW AND LISTENING TO THIS ?!?!?! I WOULD BE SHATTERED INTO PIECESSS