If you are mid-dip in a guacamole bowl and someone is chip-hovering on the outer rim, wipe your chip on the back of their hand to teach them a tough but necessary lesson about dip crowding.
I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)