Tell me a time and a place Stuart

Someone just dropped and smashed whatever they got from duty free all owa Newcastle airport passport bit yad be fucking devastated

The irony of showing a picture of Gateshead instead of Newcastle

joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

This video couldn’t be any more relevant right now, fuck the Tories

Why does every debate these days have to end up turning political it’s fucking pathetic, unless it’s with a Tory then give them hell the fucking rats.

Say you’re at a christening without saying you’re at a christening

Don’t think me Da’s homegrown parsnips turned out like he’d wanted them to

The sausages look fucking lush on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Couldn’t think of anything worse than spending me 30th watching them useless bastards but it is what it is, Cheltenham away keeeemannnnn

Flights booked for Amsterdam away 🏏🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

If you gan to places like BoxPark just for the sole purpose of throwing your pint in the air when England score so you can say you were part of the ‘scenes’ and put it on your Snapchat story then I hope you and your family have the worst Christmas imaginable you fucking dickheads

COME ON BABY DO THE TONY MOWBRAY