The promise of heaven is nothing but a consolation prize for a life wasted in obedience and fear.

Dem still help am dig grave💔😭😂

The most underrated part of the Noah's Ark story is the fact that, after the flood, all the carnivores had to wait patiently for other animals to reproduce before they could eat again.

🗞🏆 Kwara United are the champions of the Nigeria FA Cup. For the first time in the club's 28 years of existence, they have won a trophy!

All dis thing no concern death, Na when e wan off your life e go off am.

I no go come on judgement day, I get important place to go.

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Just Signed The Boundless Manifesto. Committing to an abundant future.

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved. Sporting accept last bid from Arsenal for €63.5m plus €10m, agent will reduce his commission. Gyökeres will sign five year deal at #AFC. He ONLY wanted Arsenal. 🇸🇪

🚨 OFFICIAL: Viktor Gyökeres joins Arsenal on 5 year deal after €63.5m plus €10m add-ons agreement with Sporting. Saga over. ❤️🤍

This is where you need to be. Viktor Gyökeres is a Gunner ✊ Narrated by Kojey Radical 🎙️

Tell a black man to buy a create of eggs, take it to the market and sell to generate money, it will sound awkward. But tell that black man to buy a create of eggs, break them around his compound and shop, sprinkle salt, do incantation and money will appear. Genius idea 💡 😂

Growing up was crazyyy man😭. “Go and return the bread. It’s not today’s own” “Go back and tell him to reduce your hair, it’s not low enough” “ it’s Glo card I sent you not airtel. Tell them to change it” “Go and return the coke, it’s not cold-And buy it somewhere else” “ Go

This gotta be the Best transformation sequence in Anime history

I can never delete this video from my phone 😭😭😂

Defeat on opening day.