I unlocked £29.50 Rush tickets for Hello, Dolly! on TodayTix UK! todaytix.com/london/shows/3…

All of us during the Olympics:

I do think we should get more credit for hosting France’s annual riots while they have the Olympics. Proper Entente cordiale

no worries if not

Solidarity with Virginia Woolf and her summer writing goals

We could all afford to think more like the moomins

Job one: get fat Outcome: did a great job

zendaya and tom holland swapping books on vacation in italy is so special to me

Thread of hilarious maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. Bosnians: I wanna swim Croatia : No

what’s after august?? normal person: september me: ILLICIT AFFAIRS

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King

Personal news alert: I’m a finalist at the Travel Media Awards 2024! #TravelMediaAwards2024 #Finalist #TravelMedia

You have 3 months left homeless people

finally read Rebecca and it goes straight in the “old books that are actually good, not just when posh people are being performative” category. What an absolute banger

So excited to have won Specialist Travel Writer of the Year for my cruise writing in Sailawaze in this year’s Travel Media Awards 🎊🎉🍾 #travelmediaawards #travelmedia #travelwriting

in retrospect, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords really might've been a better basis for a system of government.

My toxic trait is thinking I can do this with any lion 😭

As per my previous tablet…