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„TV total“: Polizist Toni Harting zeigt beim „Promi Wrestling“ seine wilde Seite m.bild.de/unterhaltung/t…

„TV total“: Polizist Toni Harting zeigt beim „Promi Wrestling“ seine wilde Seite m.bild.de/unterhaltung/t…

Awesome! Way to go Eagles! 🇺🇸

If Elon Musk dies, how many days will Trump wander around the White House not realizing what’s happened?

Truest Trueness

After only 19 years, 1/5 of the band is back on stage @ Rock am Ring! Simple math tells us that at this rate we could easily see a full band reunion at or before Rock am Ring 2120!

The Secretary of Education has vowed to ensure that all first graders know exactly what to put on their hamburgers. MAGA!!!

The Master of the “Pit Stop” is back in action in Hanover!!! Exclusive special pricing for my psychotic fans with code EvilJared10 @ checkout! eventbrite.de/o/german-wrest…

We’ve finally achieved the status of late 90s pop culture touchstone! A major upgrade from where we actually were in the late 90s which was mostly touching ourselves while stoned: tiktok.com/t/ZTjhw9P8e/

Gotta get me one of these…

Just posted on Qatar’s Instagram page…

BITTE KOMMT! 🔥 Testshow vor Rock am Ring & Rock im Park! 📍 30.05. im Bahnhof Pauli, Hamburg 🎟 20 € (geht ans Venue & Crew – wir verdienen nix) Wir brauchen EUCH für unseren finalen Probelauf! 👉 Tickets: eventim-light.com/de/a/5caaf7cfd… #EvilJaredxKrogi #MayhemLive Evil Jared

Unrelated: Israel has just invested $5 billion it Trumpcoin and implemented Trump Mobile as its national cellular provider.

Happy 4th of July! youtu.be/9uV9os71yE8?si…

So Pam Bondi AND Kash Patel both say there’s no Epstien list. What a relief! Boy am I mollified! In unrelated news, Harrison Ford’s publicist just told me there’s no such thing as the Indiana Jones series.

I’m in shock that the inappropriate sexual behavior captured at a Coldplay concert was heterosexual.

ICE mistakes the Brainwash stage @ Parookaville for a Home Depot parking lot…