Just won $115 on scratch offs💅💅

My neighbor's kids out here tapping on my windows at 8:30pm trying to get me to open the window so they can talk to my cat😭

Y did my 4 y/o just call me a hipster

Jake, a 30 y/o man, "im so happy im not in school and I don't have homework"

My 4 y/o out here singing the numa numa and i didnt even show him it

"is golf just edging?" Deo watching the Olympics

"douche your butt" Raven

"I'd be a cuck for God" jake 🖤

"siblings is weird" lmao

"NPCs love leverage" Jake B

"im here for socializing not sexualizing" Wendy

Smoking cigarettes, eating cheese and crackers and being sad.

When Madi tells me I sojnd good when i sing: 😅🥹😶‍🌫️🥺🫣 (shes a literal professional voice coach) (im also a horrid singer) (Madi is the best hype man)

"all action slut fest" the guy doing this stuff rn #tysonpaul

"I'd like to fuck a deaf woman"

hello

Back at it again with the camo crocs

"does my bottom eye lip have an eyebrow?" - My 5 y/o the night before he starts kindergarten