A lot of people have asked why I described Romano as a morally bankrupt bellend in a recent video… He has tweeted about Greenwood over 20 times since the start of *July 2024* alone - never any mention of the elephant in the room, just PR.

What are some of the strangest and most ridiculous sponsorships and ‘official something partners’ you’ve ever seen in football? It’s for a thing.

People will mock this, but if Chelsea can just add another 10 or 15 fresh faces between now and the end of the window, I can see them finishing in the top 8.

‘Free speech’ warriors when you expose their grift, a short story in four parts:

Pound-for-pound, what is the worst football team ever assembled?

By the same token, if you think someone is guilty of rape - as this person suggests Greenwood is - what do you consider an appropriate punishment? I’m not a law & order guy, but ‘having to leave Man Utd to sign a multimillion pound contract elsewhere’ seems a tad lenient to me.

Mason Greenwood stans having a perfectly normal one as usual...

Thinking about Ramsdale, which sudden / unexpected downfalls in football did you find most surprising?

Anyone else bored of apologists for child sexual abuse?

Pretty wild that Harry Maguire scored more goals for England (5) from 11 caps in 2021 alone than Phil Foden has (4) from 41 caps since making his debut in 2020.

Luis Suarez has retired from international football, and just while I’ve got you, have you thought about maybe joining the British army? #ArmyJobs

This is getting ridiculous. If these footballers keep starting YouTube channels and thinking they can take over the space, I might start playing professional football and win the Ballon d'Or. See how they like it.

Having successfully bought all of the footballers, Clearlake have turned their attention to buying out Todd Boehly.

Of course Carsley should be sacked, but this doesn’t go anywhere near far enough. Personally, I don’t think anyone who didn’t queue for 30 hours to see our late Queen’s coffin has any business managing the national team. Royalism first, managerial ability second. Always. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👑

In all of recorded human history, no one has ever been this lacking in self-awareness before.

Rice and Grealish scoring the two goals is actually a joke. This must be one of the worst things the English have ever done to the Irish.

It's clear that the England players aren't motivated because of Lee Carsley not singing God Save The King. Hopefully the FA sack him at half-time.

Declan Rice joins Alfredo Di Stéfano and Omar Sívori in scoring for his new national team against his old one. Di Stéfano scored for Spain against Argentina and Sívori scored for Italy also against Argentina, both in June 1961.

When you think of once great footballers looking totally washed up, what are the first examples that come to mind?