Left: One of the most notorious "open source" accounts on X with Twitter Blue subscription falsely claims the US embassy in Lebanon is being evacuated. Right: The US embassy in Beirut denies that it's being evacuated, confirming that it's operating normally.

what if we kissed in the liminal kitchen…

When I tell people children are being slaughtered, and they want to know which children before moving into outrage mode or justification mode - that mentality, that conditional humanity, is exactly the problem.

BBC reporter: "The Israeli military.. have said they are investigating, but its hard to see what else this could be, really, given the size of the explosion, other than an Israeli air strike, or several air strikes"

we love a queer journey.

dude those kids were getting so baked at the beginning of E.T.

caring a lot about campus politics is deeply weird past age 23

begging dudes like this to realize that no-fault divorce and equal pay laws are the only reason that they don’t know what coffee tastes like when it’s sweetened with antifreeze

tough day for Gaylors, but I believe in their ability to continue to refuse to listen to actual queer music

oh yeah totally

I hate gay people at Halloween because what the do you mean you're going as…….. a swan(?) wearing a björk dress(?) who is also wearing a swan dress? idek…

Hypersexuality & an obsession with purity/celibacy are two sides of the same coin if we really got into it.

i can’t get over roman not being able to answer an email on his first day as COO but still thinking he should be CEO 😭😭