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Glad to hear that Freddy Krueger has come out for Reform.

Who here likes shagging?

BREAKING: Derek Flaps has defected to Reform.

BREAKING: Percival Labial-Cleft has defected to Reform.

BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer's comb and brylcream have defected to Reform.

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RIP Robert Redford

My favourite Robert Redford film is ROBERT REDFORD: THE MOVIE

Fascinating fact: Robert Redford's brother is called..... REBERT RODFORD!

In the directors cut of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, they burst out of the building to find that the Bolivians had all fucked off home for siesta.

Fascinating fact: Robert Redford invented cheese.

I'm speaking my truth actually.

A ridiculous proposition.

I've been buying Robert Redford salad dressings from a bloke at the pub for years. It tastes like piss and vinegar, but it's for charity apparently.

NOT ME ACTUALLY.

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