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"For reasons which they could not comprehend, and in pursuance of a decision by default, on which they were never consulted, they found themselves made strangers in their own country."

You can't count grey squirrels that have been around for a few years as grey squirrels, you need to count them as red squirrels!

"They have taken Aleppo and Hama. We have withdrawn from Deir Ezzor, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. The Jordanian border has been sealed... We cannot get out... They are coming."

Ideally, Europe gets to send Syrian migrants back home now

Assad cursing his overly diverse, underskilled and sullenly resentful underlings before jolting awake and remembering he no longer works for the NHS.

DEI has to be punished at least as harshly as it has previously been rewarded, otherwise we're not getting rid of it.

🧵Heres how Assad can still win: 🛡️Hold the Mountain Line, and Grind Jihadi Johns troops down so he has no Manpower ➡️Attack Hama - Hama will be weak, as all troops have gone to Damascus 🐎Use Calvary to suppress revolt in Towns on the Coastline

"Situation in Syria is unclear" "I am looting the president's underwear drawer" "Serious people can't write off the SAA yet" "I was a captain in the SAA" "This wouldn't happen in 2012! I have a geopolitics podcast!" "It is 2024. Allahu Akbar!"

In an attempt to quell concerns about a resumption of sectarian violence in Syria, a member of HTS's inner circle has stated that when adjusted for salience, 75% of mujahideen support a relaxed and inclusive form of Wahabism welcoming to people of all faiths and none.

If only we had listened to David Cameron and Hilary Benn, those Toyota Hiluxes could have been paid for by British taxpayers, and supported by UK warplanes! O sic transit gloria mundi!

>be Pro-Opposition Syrian fleeing Syria to Britain to escape Pro-Assad Syrians >arrive in Britain >it’s full of Pro-Assad Syrians fleeing Syria to Britain to escape Pro-Opposition Syrians >tell them “go back to Syria” >“no” >they tell me “go back to Syria” >“no” >start brawling