summer is going to feel like this

None of the instagram story fonts represent me :/

Barack is the way he is because he’s a Leo. Ask me how I know. He and my dad share a birthday - love them both, but they will get on your nerves!

Some people have a real nerve going around with Pacers shirts in downtown OKC. People who live and work here. SMH and you know I don’t even follow basketball.

Happy Cancer season to all my exes, but I hope the one born on the 29th is as miserable as he made me last year during our time together.

Incredibly mid-looking man sending me a like to join their non-monogamy cult. I’m sorry, you better be HOT AS HELL if I have to share you with someone else.

I do love a man admitting he’s wrong, so I am into it 🧏🏻‍♀️

A girl can’t even do a half a day of work and come home for a nap that her parents start wigging out. 😫

If a third world conflict starts, I apologize. It’s my parents looking for me.

Or pretends to

I work in a law firm and I’m always like “I would make a damn good attorney” but chose my mental sanity instead.

Do you think he gets lots of takers? Both pics are of his crotch. Shame on you, James.

Swiped right on this attractive man and he had a “note” when I matched him (it’s a new thing on hinge). And he’s like I’m going through a civil divorce and I’m only looking for companionship and fun…unmatch. I shall not be your Guinea pig, sir.

I always said “oh I never get these messages” - well, I guess I do too.

These men are out of their fucking mind

Greg, at least get a jacket that fits.

There’s girls on TikTok buying BBL jeans and I’m here trying to get rid of this ass. 🤣

I think I’m in my MESSY era 🤣