The demon appeared in the summoning circle. 'Cool!' one of the astronauts said. 'We have summoned you,' the other said, 'to carry a message to Earth.' The demon glared at them. 'Where. Am. I.' 'In orbit. Tell Ground Control we are okay, but the solar storm killed our radios.'
A spaceship landed. An alien emerged, ignored the gathering crowd, and placed a sign on the ground. It said 'Do not touch' The alien returned to the spaceship, which took off. Inside it, shortly after, an alarm went off. 'They touched it,' the alien said to another. 'Pay up.'