lol they did it

Miller Moss looks like he’s gonna tell me that he’s giving his two weeks and is heading to Ares

POV: You’re stuck listening to a Founder Mode guy

A lot of finance bros find themselves at an inflection point of “what do I do now?” after 2 years on the sellside followed by 2 years on the buyside. Just finished a newsletter piece on this topic, will drop it next week: highyieldharry.beehiiv.com/subscribe

Gm

Realizing your Analyst got RIF’ed

Your friend leaving Manhattan letting you know “I’ll still come into the city every weekend” (You’ll never see them again)

If the Joker was on X, Elon would be tweeting about how Joker makes some good points and Bill Ackman would’ve already written 3 threads

Random employees liking and sharing their company’s posts on LinkedIn

No way this dude picked NYU over Wharton

When she sees me hunched over at my desk for 11 hours/day eating my chicken rice lettuce slop bowl and typing random buttons on a bbg keyboard

A lot of news flow this week on the Private Credit market maturing - my latest Rollup piece here: thewallstreetrollup.beehiiv.com/p/need-know-se…

This is my portfolio btw

Growing up is realizing there is only one real place in America. 1. Park Avenue All other places are not serious places.

Opportunistic lender stealing my collateral with new super-secured FIFO financing

*Cris Collinsworth in my office watching me eat my salad* “Now here’s a guy who knows how to eat a harvest bowl.”