I’m just a soul whose intentions are good…oh lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood

A whole ass father tweeting shit like this 😭

Bringing back “going steady” into the general lexicon

You think you know somebody all of a sudden they’re talking about “horror nights” and how many times they’re going to go

Just learned Swiss cheese is from Switzerland…which of course would make the most sense…

This being the first movie my family watched together when we first got netflix

My inner voice referring to myself as “bro” in my head it’s getting dark!

Oh BROTHER

Put three Splenda into Dunkin cold brew instead of two

There’s a difference between socially imbibing and blacking out

Ari Aster you’re fucking over sweaty…

Not doing a bang up job of flirting with my coworker this is humiliating

Ivy wolk you were really good in English teacher episode 3 I thought your comedic timing was stellar and your inflections inspired

It’s a bit! Unfunny perhaps! But a bit nonetheless!

New epi just dropped !!! with joseph open.spotify.com/episode/2k36w7…

tune in to hear me say “cut that” multiple times to no avail-

Transgender operations on illegal immigrants that are in prison

Taylor signing her endorsement “childless cat lady”

Swifties mad at me…but I’ll always keep it real that’s my cousin open.spotify.com/track/1GwMQaZz…