Politicians just don’t die like they used to

*slams table furiously*

Turns out “i’m ryan and i vape in the handicap stalls in the bathroom” isn’t a valid introduction

Not ordered Andrew senn Ryan diaz Pyro Fraudrigo Littlest of dyls

They gave amphetamines to a golden retriever

Only thing I deserve in life is the electric chair

I go to leave and retrieve both of them from andrew and evanator and they’re both depleted i’m putting out a kill/capture order on them

Justin (cause he has an 80/20 mu on me, not my character) Zacto Tidal Kam (fox a whole bitch) Maggie (please let me have one game it’s just one game)

Zss steve: zss favor sonic: even/sonic favor gnw: zss favor snake: even (i think she wins but a lot of zss’s don’t) rob: we should win but i’m fighting perfect cell

The fact that there are reps from every region minus mountains at a wednesday cary event with 12 entrants atm is so cool

Zss Marth Greninja Yinkus Falcon

Keegan fucking Lude

I’m playing 2k on rookie just let me put up wilt numbers as a 6”0 guard bro

Hearing people better than me talk up my play and make me feel like an actual threat is rewarding, i’ve been working for years to finally be a consistent threat and we’re getting there

My dick had led me to places i wouldn’t go with a loaded gun and a compass

Hate when i offer my cart and people take baby hits, hit that shit till it taste like pool liner and join me