every once in a while i'm reminded of the crash bandicoot juice

At 1k followers I will have a lifechanging psychedelic experience with one random oomfie

Do you think Nephilim are sad to have wings that can't fly?

If I was a little puppy and I curled up at the foot of your bed, would you kick me? ૮ ・ﻌ・ა

Age regressor from NYC: "when I gwow up, I wanna be "addicted to the gwind" just like my big sis" Age regressor from Berkeley, crying: "we have to stop defowistation!!"

Has anyone noticed?? That all snakes are kind of Puppies?

Age regressor in the midwest: "nows a time of scawy monstews. a new worwd stwuggles to be bown"

That feeling when you're talking to a girl at a show and she is worried she said something wrong, but really you're just high asf and she has the same name as one of your exes

The upsetting thing is that her mother has channelled her grief into a number of "charitable causes" including youth mindfulness & youth social media bans. Its hard to tell if her mom is being roped in opportunistically, but this is a stance even her bereaved have been duped by.

What Falun Gong doesn't want you to know is that their organs are actually just more tasty than the average person's.

Does anyone wanna get bitten

She is hopping on it in an amphibious way

Empty Spaces would have been a more sustainable online space if it had wolves and dogs (I will not elaborate on what those represent)

Sticking to my Jewish heritage by being a controversial presence in Christie Pits park 🐶🐈‍⬛️🐰🐸

American maoist trying to grift: I am here to discuss the material realities of proletariat detransition, and what it was like to leave the TranSS KKKult

They should make a dating app but for making alliances. I don't want sex, I don't want a relationship, I want a combination of strategic cooperation, and values based loyalty.

My tulpa wanted me to tell you you're hot

I heard they are putting soviet benzos in the macdonalds poutine

You may not know it, but I am very silly