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Does Kanye keep the gloves on during sex?

What do me love? Friends. Family. Cookies. Please don't ask me to put dem in order.

If I catch anyone sipping on a moscow mule tonight its hands on sight

Ok I’ll admit it I watch ebony porn once every fourth nut just to remind myself I’m not a racist

Gas is so damn expensive I might just buy a bag and run to work

Boner + coffee = A good f*ken morning

Food starts off so good and admirable, then turns into a piece of shit in a matter of days. Crazy how they switch up on you like that.

R.J. Hubert with 𝟯𝟵 on the vertical jump ‼️

Man if only we had an asset to use for leverage in a trade. Thinking a Russian arms dealer with a cool ass nickname like idk the ‘merchant of death’ or something crazy like that

One hell of a plasma beam!

If u don’t say thanks or at least give a head nod after someone holds the door for you kys

PSA to all the fat chicks: stay off hinge and get back on DoorDash

Google searched “Jill Biden hot” 20 minutes ago and I now I’m fresh out of cum

Me and all the homies love DNC (Dat Nigga Chrump) #DNCChicago

Wise words from a true genius

Oh what a coincidence they all look like friends in the NBA