england must-see/do list - tesco - greggs sausage roll - weather spoons (whetherspoons?) - cheeky nandos (what is that) - petrol station - specsavers

It’s still so insane that black sabbath’s riffs written in the 70s still sound so heavy bro they really had a once in a millennium run

That is sensory hell for me actually

Whenever I listen to Jethro Tull

I post a looot of gym pics so the one way I stop is by telling myself that if I wait until next week then I'll look even better because my gains will be showing and I'll just keep telling myself that week after week until I am so hot I cause a diplomatic crisis

700 qotes on my hit tweet and I'm getting notified about every single one despite muting the tweet repeatedly. Broken website

Beautiful

being raised in an unaffectionate household and then seeing other people’s family dynamics truly is mind boggling cus wym u say “i love you” to your parents and siblings every time yall speak

my type is definitely dads and dweebs, specifically paul simon on the cover of his album

Edinburgh Fringe starts on the 1st. Which means we have about three weeks until the inevitable "I didn't sell a single ticket to my show" story gets planted in the papers by a savvy PR

When I go to sleep I have the hats of damocles hanging perilously over me