DJ getting to second there was obviously huge

Correct, "Clutch"

Donaldson Ks as a pinch-hitter: Not much criticism If Gallo does, it'll be the end of the world

Gallo missed by an inch

Aaron Hicks Resurgence Bandwagon Huge distance by the way for those at home wondering.

GallOBP

Stanton hit it hard

.470 xBA

Shockingly immature move from him

Luetge's curveball, man

No one will give Hicks credit for keeping the runner at second base there

Oh that sucks Still a very successful road trip Might take a week off Twitter, we'll see

Found someone to take in the view with, at least for tonight. I've come to the realization that Twitter won't keep my bed warm at night. I'm done with this app until at least July 1st, at which point I'll decide if I'm gone permanently. As always, $1,000 to charity if I revert.

I have been asked to send a tweet to help the Yankees vibes. This is that tweet. The Yankees will be fine. End of tweet.

I was right. Let's win a playoff series.

The people giving up on this team because they lost one playoff game are embarrassing. Why even watch if you're going to cry at the slightest adversity?

The worst fanbase in sports, man. The Yankees were playing with house money tonight. Truly, the series doesn't start until tomorrow. Stop being miserable, spoiled ignoramuses, please. It's so damn tired to say "season over" every time they give up a single run.