He literally turned into 90s Kyle MacLachlan with old makeup on

Twitter incels are going to undoubtedly see this and cook me but idc!! I want the word ‘obese’ completely banned from the NHS/British healthcare system immediately. Not only is it completely counterproductive, it almost killed me. Here’s how: bestbreakupever.substack.com/p/i-want-the-w…

Hannah VDP had this cracking exclusive for Fabulous about a very unique family dynamic! thesun.co.uk/fabulous/34678…

Oh to be the social media manager for Cosmo

Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

#AccidentalPartridge

Got my lips filled and perhaps it’s the best decision I’ve made all year… who knows!

Going to need this for London night one actually :))

Can’t believe I have to spell it out

Obviously loathe skinnytok but even worse than skinnytok is skinnytok with an added sense of moral superiority

My best friend’s ex boyfriend writing a personal essay about their breakup and calling hanging out with her friends like watching “the worst episode of GIRLS.” Like hold on why am I in it???

JADE included J.K. Rowling in her “f**k you” list during her performance at Mighty Hoopla.

Wicked Updates lmaoo