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Empire State? who gives a shit. Statue of Liberty? booorriinngg. Times Square? trash. Going to New York just to see Zohran Mamdani and live like a New Yorker? now we’re getting it.

having a Pokewalker in the big ‘25 is so ridiculous, like yeah guys sorry I can’t hang out I have to go walk my Kangaskhan

everyone who i like and look up to is at least 30 so maybe it’s not over for me yet, but it will be soon

My friend Lilly is saving up for SrS, I’d appreciate it if you kicked a couple bucks her way. gofund.me/7da2022b

unknowingly this may have been the first casualty in the human-robot war, if only i had been there to see the life fade from this clankers' cold dead eyes

saturday got me down, but i just made the clutch decision to order a pizza so it's starting to look up

holy shit they’re giving him the nike treatment

it’s not cocky to you that i’m standing on boing boing

the next kojima game would really benefit from scanning anya taylor joy if im being honest

guys what do you do about the horrors? and don’t say go to sleep, i don’t care if that’s the real answer

just had to pull out my white person ult and hit a gollyyyyyy

verizon just sent me a recruitment email with a photo that looks like it came from a ransom letter

called to the office hoping to get fired but management apparently has “gotta hand it to me” 😒

tobyfox Thank you. <3

in the car teeming with rage and all i can think about is how much it must look like a Dan Hentschel bit from the outside

if you ever singlehandedly cause more than 5 minutes of traffic at any point in your life we should be legally allowed to torture you against the guidelines of the geneva convention

just met peter pan the ocky way, currently on my way to neva eva eva land

There's a song called "Last Goodbye" on the soundtrack. The piano playing on that song is myself playing live. That's my self expression.